Category: Beer

It’s the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish.

Samwise Gamgee

Wow wow wow. So much wow. I’m almost not sure where I should start, so I will just begin writing as I form an opinion. First of all, as probably every reviewer has mentioned, it is visually stunning. If you were going to show Valinor in all its’ glory and pull off the prologue that they did, you have to go big. To their credit, they do, and that prologue sequence is glorious. I am so surprised at the events they tackle; the destruction of the Two Trees, introducing Finrod Felagund, and of course, the War of Wrath (who else saw Balrogs in the background?? Yes, several of them!!).

Right away, we jump into Galadriel’s story, continuing the fight on the hunt for Sauron deep in the Fordwaith. We get a good idea of where they are taking her character, being on some revenge tour to seek out the enemy and restore her brothers’ honor.

Having said that, I am really struggling with this Galadriel character they have constructed. Her rashness and disregard for her fellow Elves is a pull, but understandable if you are trying to construct some arc that will bring her to become the leader we know her to be. For me however, to have even contemplated going back to Valinor, or for that manner being permitted to, makes no sense. No, they can’t take everything from the books verbatim, hence Finrod having survived the War of Wrath apparently and dying directly at the hands of Sauron. But it is such an integral piece of Galadriel that it upset me greatly. Ditching the ship is not her big sin, rather it is leaving Valinor alongside Feanor and kindred in the first place (whether out of duty or desire to rule a realm of her own), only to test her drive for power ages later, when Frodo presents her with the One Ring. If Celebrimbor can name drop Feanor, then in my opinion they will need to bring up the kinstrife at some point, and the Ban of the Valar. Or more preferably, the blood oath of Feanor and his seven sons. Wouldn’t that be something to behold?

Outside of Galadriel, the characters are extensive, and hit-or-miss. Elrond and Durin (the IV) are powerful characters, and their relationship is an absolute gem. When Durin gives such a human response when discussing the twenty years since Elrond visits (the blink of an eye to an Elf), it truly stirs something in you. I can’t really say there’s bad performances, but with the constant cutaways back and forth between characters, it made some storylines far less interesting than others. If Amazon really wanted their own Game of Thrones type show, it might do well to use their format of having two or three character arcs an episode, instead of constantly going back and forth between the whole cast. First we see Galadriel and Halbrand, then its back to Elrond and Gil-galad, back to the Harfoots, back to Arondir and Bronwynn, back to Theo and bully, and finally back to Galadriel… it can be hard to follow. I’m sure Arondir and Bronwynn will play some importance later on, but at this point I’m not so sure I even want to see some Elf and Woman romance. Perhaps they just wanted to show the whole cast out of the gate, but the impending addition of the Numenorean cast makes me think this problem is not going away in Episode 3.

A piece of foreshadowing I loved; Celebrimbor shares with Elrond the hammer of Feanor, who Elrond skims over without touching, out of respect. As Celebrimbor recounts his tale, however, he picks up the hammer, nonchalantly, twirls it a bit, and even leaves a smudge. This character definitely has some ego to him; but I’m sure that won’t be a problem in the future!

More name drops that are heard in Episode 2 include; Feanor, Aule, the Silmarils, and several mentions of the Dark One by name. They are unapologetic in there reference to the lore. It makes me wonder if they’ll ever reveal exactly what deal was structured with the Tolkien Estate to allow this.

And finally, let’s get into the real opinion piece; Meteor Man. I am not sure what to make of this character, and I suppose it makes us resonate more with the Harfoots. Who is this stranger? Where is his kind? What is his true purpose on Middle-Earth? All reasonable questions asked by Nori, only to have an either developmentally challenged or severely concussed Meteor Man to retort, “unhhh?” At this point, it seems pretty glaringly obvious it is Gandalf, and if it’s not our dear Olorin, then an Istari or some Maiar-type character. There are so many alliterations to the Gandalf of PJ’s films, such as the darkness that arises when he speaks angrily. During one of these sequences, he repeatedly states a phrase, Mána Urë (which seems to be in Quenyan, according to the subtitles). A quick google search tells me that mána = blessed, úrë = heat, or possibly fire. So, if we were take this to mean “Blessed Fire”, what comes to mind? Personally it is giving me major “Flame of Anor” vibes. Could they be trying to throw us off somehow? Or did Manwe just simply catapult Olorin to Middle-Earth a little earlier than scheduled? “Next time”, says a still concussed Olorin returning to Mount Taniquetil, “we go by boat!”

Lastly, they do have some great cliffhangers to end on. I can’t wait to finally see the kingdom in store for Galadriel and Halbrand! Until next time ~

We’ve reached that time of year where most breweries try to cash in on freshly picked hops after the harvest season, and immediately placed in the wort for brewing. Hop Culture defines wet-hopped beers, also known as fresh hopped, as using hops that are preserved as whole cone, rather than dried or in pellet form. This will often make them much more aromatic and have higher levels of oil and acidity, resulting in sharper and more flavorful beers.

The reason this method of brewing only comes once a year is likely cost. Imagine a heart transplant, you only have a certain amount of time to harvest the organs (in this case, 24 hours before the hops need to be used). A bit of a morbid example, but you get the point. The cost of transport probably eats up most, if any, profit these brewers are making. Therefore, at the end of the summer season right when the heat is right about to die down, a small amount of breweries will start pushing out fresh hop beers, and then more and more follow suit.

Next time you’re in your local grocery or liquor store, keep an eye out for anything that has “wet” or “fresh” in their name. Here’s one I stumbled into at Whole Foods:

Sister Strata – Laughing Monk Brewing

Another fine brew from Laughing Monk, slowly becoming one of my favorite local spots. It has a gentle aroma, a bit of a juicy feel and is vaguely grassy. I will probably much prefer Lagunitas’ fresh hop take, but couldn’t complain here.

Rating: 7.2

Memory is not what the heart desires. That is only a mirror, be it clear as Kheled-zaram. Or so says the heart of Gimli the Dwarf.

Gimli, FOTR

Meet Gimli, the son of Gloin and our newest member of the household! Gimli loves to play tug-of-war and annoy us to take him on walks. For a dachsund, he’s surprisingly fast. He is 100% a natural sprinter, and wasted over cross-country (he is known to plop down in the shade on hikes).

Like the relationship between Gimli the dwarf and Legolas of the Woodland realm, he comes off at first stubborn and rash (he’s a rescue). But play some fetch with him and you will become fast friends!

The quote above is an insightful and heartfelt conversation with Legolas as the Fellowship leaves Lothlorien, and the loss Gimli is experiencing. While the group is downhearted over having to leave, Gimli is openly weeping over this, continuing to surprise what we think of when we think of a dwarf. While granted with longer lives than Men, dwarfs are mortal beings, so reminiscing on a memory may affect Gimli different than a thousand-year-old Elf. Cirdan the shipwright has to at least be 10,000 years old, perhaps even awakening in Cuivienen itself. Does a brief meeting with a dwarf, say 3,000 years ago, really resonate with him in the present? Could it casually come back as a dream, or is it lost as just an idea or feeling, in a never-ending lifetime?

Gimli’s presence in the books brings about a lot of these thoughtful discussions, and his relationships with others is true and meaningful. He has a stern and steadfast character, but isn’t opposed to having a bit of fun or make the occasional wager. Gimli would go on to be a lordly dwarf, known as Elf-friend, Lockbearer and the Lord of the Glittering Caves. His adventures with Legolas Greenleaf would become legend, and it is said when his life grew old, he joined Legolas in crossing the Sea to Valinor, the first and only dwarf to ever have that honor. I always wonder what his conversations with Aule would look like, or if he had the chance to roam through the gardens of Lorien with Galadriel.

Dwarfs are perhaps my favorite race in Middle-Earth, and it saddens me that they are also one of the more unexplored races in the legendarium. The most we ever learn about dwarfs are from Gimli himself, through stories like the Kheled-zaram, or the Song of Durin. Anyway. Gimli, an underrated and lordly dwarf – is now a member of the fam.

This might be my second review of Laughing Monk, and I’ve yet to try a beer from them that I wouldn’t be game to crack open on any day of the week. That’s a big compliment since at the moment, I’ve been trying to cut back on the brewskis. Laughing Monk delivers on this Yakima Valley-inspired hoppy pale ale. It’s a fairly woodsy kind of taste, distinct Chinook and Citra hops common to most West Coast styles. The malt is lighter and brings about a pleasant crisp. I would of kinda hoped for a more bready, darker malt to add to the dankness of this beer. But all around a great, clean fun beer to crack open with the fellas.

Rating: 7.2

Anything from Stone Brewing is going have a crazy amount of grapefruit and tropical notes, but with something as bold as a Black IPA, I really didn’t expect to still taste this. It’s an interesting blend or rich, chocolately malty-ness with fruity, herbal notes. I don’t love the finish, but I find myself taking big gulps and keep coming back to it, and tasting something new.

I wish there were more Black IPAs in general, it’s a very interesting style. Kinda like a Sour Patch Kid, they’re sour, sweet, gone.

Rating: 7.8

It’s been quite awhile since I last check in – 2 months, which in quarantine time is maybe 6 months. Also, bad sales quarter and vacations are not a great mix. So with that, I thought I’d recap a vacation I took all the way back in February to Breckenridge, CO (for snowboarding, but also helps that they have a huge craft beer scene).

Telluride Brewing – Face Down Brown Ale

Rating: 8.1

Sexy Motor Oil – Breckenridge Brewery

Rating: 9.0 – my first 9 and even I’m surprised. This is easily one of the best beers I’ve ever had and to this date my favorite stout. This was their Bourbon barrel-aged version, and while apparently their standard stout is just as good, I kinda doubt it. It was aged in vanilla as well, and combining with a delicious bread-y kind of malt, this just hits all the criteria. It’s freaking amazing. Exclusively sold at Breckenridge Brewing, so I don’t know how I’ll ever get it again. But mark my words. I will.

2 Planker – Breckenridge Brewery

Rating: 7.2

It’s aw-right. The hops are from some goat farm in Colorado if I recall. Still West-Coast style technically.

Sad Panda Coffee Stout – Horse & Dragon Brewing

Rating: 8.2

This was actually incredibly good stout as well, it’s labeled as a coffee stout and was fantastic to have after a morning of snowboarding. Caramel notes included with notes of vanilla and chocolate.

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all stouts are meant to be Imperial.

This was (at least in my mind) the thought behind the brewers at Belching Beaver. They’ve been around for quite awhile, but I’ve only recently seen a push for them at Bevmo’s and Safeways in the Bay Area. And no, it’s not an Oregon brewery.

This is the first stout I’ve had in a long while that wasn’t a 10% “one and done” beer. At 5% this is a drinkable stout for anyone new to the game. Even wifey finished hers tonight! Your first thought is man there is some chocolate packed in there, you actually have to taste and look for the peanut butter notes. It actually feels as if the peanut butter is coming out of the malt, because its toasted a bit – frickin dope. Decent carbonation and not heavy at all, but packed with flavor nonetheless. If I had one complaint, there isn’t a lot of head, even for it being bottled (seems like a common issue on forums).

Summary; it’s an excellent stout to start with if your new game (seriously, put down your Hazy IPA). There’s a ton to look at and play around with in the mouthfeel. It’s AJ recommended and approved. Which usually means I had 3 or more. I’m drunk and going to bed.

Rating: 8.5

No, I am not talking about my ass. Today’s refresher is interestingly enough, an English Special Bitter. It’s exactly how it sounds, like a typical English ale but more even more bitter (but not overpowering). It’s very malt-driven, medium-bodied and a little harsh on the tongue. Which makes me think it was a helluva lot stronger, but surely enough it only clocks in at 4.8% ABV. Blimey! Makes you want to bring a few out on the range for a bit of golf and to talk about insurance rates. I don’t know. Is that what British people do?

Stereotypes aside, I rather enjoyed it. I get notes of heavily-toasted oats and cereal. I really ought to try more English styles so I want to be a little more lenient in scoring here. For that I’m only allowing myself to review one or two more goddamn juicy IPA’s this year.

Rating: 7.0

First off – the marketing is on point. I mean look at this dude:

I can’t say I picked it up at Whole Foods for any other reason. Usually I’m that asshole with the Untappd app on my phone, taking forever to make a decision.

All in all, I say I made a good choice! It’s definitely not advertised as a Hazy, so that threw me off from the get go. But what really threw me off was the flavors they pack in here. Watermelon, lime, mango… I thought I might pick up some Mountain Dew notes as well. Not bad all around – I really could use some more hops and piney flavors in a DIPA. Curious if it’s just Citrus and Mosaic hops in here.

Well, time to do some Rex Kwon Do after a few more of these:

Rating: 7.9

Ever had a Hell or High Mango from 21st Amendment? Do you want a better one?

I’ll be honest, wheat ales, fruit ales, they aren’t my forté. But on a sunny day (only benefit of being in CA these days) after a long 9 hole, oh my gosh is this refreshing. So clear, bright, juicy too. I drank it like water, and was really debating a second one.

What I like about this is they own the fact that its a cash grab. Wheat ales are notoriously a summertime beer, so making it a year-round ale… doesn’t really give you the street cred in the craft beer industry. But we’re Californians, and we throw it in the rest of the country’s face all the time. So keep shoveling your driveway Colorado, we’re gonna drink our summer beers while wearing shorts and eating our avocado toast.

Rating: 6.8